What I Did Last Week

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What I Did Last Week

Flain Douglas

Editor in Title: Sioux City (NEW!) Pre-Intelligencer

In response to the Elon Musk email, the following is the list of  things I did last week:

• Edited several articles for the Sioux City (NEW!) Pre-Intelligencer including the week in review.
• Cleaned poo from the office walls of Bogo III, our new head of DOGE
• Disputed "insufficient funds" notice at bank
• Watched video of Publisher brandishing a chain saw and reviewed company policy on ketamine abuse.
• Cleaned graffiti from Publisher's car.