Legislature Extends Welcome to Groper-In-Chief

 

Republicans in the Iowa Legislature are creating a safe space for President Trump in Iowa.

The Legislature is "slow rolling" a bill that would criminalize groping, making it a serious misdemeanor.

"This is an attack on many of the leaders of the Republican party, including our king president", stated Jake Crawford, chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

"We stand behind the President, the Head of HHS and the Secretary of Defense", he continued. "We've learned not to stand in front of them."

From the Cedar Rapids Gazette, February 23, 2025:

Proposal for criminal groping gets pushback from Iowa lawmakers

(This article has been edited by Bogo III, head of DOGE)