Bigfoot New Focus of Iowa Legislature

 

Having dealt a serious blow to Chemtrails, the Iowa Legislature is poised to take up the threat of the expanding herd of Bigfeet Bigfoots in the state.

The "Anti-Chemtrails" bill, House File 191, has received much support in the Iowa House.

Iowa Representative Trey Freshman is working on a concept of a bill to arrest the growth of Sasquatches through private culling.

The theoretical bill would award hunters $200 for each pair of Bigfoot ears turned into the Iowa Department of Natural Resources (DNR).

Early debate of the bill has focused on the proper pluralization of "Bigfoot" and "Sasquatch" and whether these creatures even have ears.