Thursday, February 13, 2025

Iowa Lefties Protest Governor's Order

 

A petition protesting Governor Kim Reynold's latest executive order has garnered thousands of signatures.

The Governor's order removes protections under state law for ambidextrous people, and Iowa's left-handed see this as a slippery slope that will eventually be extended all non-right-handed people.

"On one hand, Reynolds says she represents all Iowans, but on the other, she is quick to single out a minority group that makes her uncomfortable," said a spokesman for the petitioners.

The Governor's office was quick to issue a rebuttal:

"This is a sinister attempt by the Lefties to make Iowans choose sides.  The ambidextrous represent less than 1% of the population in the state, but are always taking state resources with both hands.

"The Governor reminds that the state motto says 'Our Rights We Will Maintain'."

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In related news, Governor Ernst proposes removing the civil rights of transgender Iowans.


Publisher's Note (via DOGE).

Please remember our audience.  Big words like "ambidextrous" are a challenge.  Consider using simpler language in future ... maybe like "bi-handed."



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